Friday, May 31, 2024

Friday Night Flicks

 Need something good to watch this weekend? Check out these movies streamed on Youtube for, dare we say it?, Free!

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Sex, Lies, & Videotape: Alleged Victim Withdraws Lawsuit

Rankin County Chancellor John McLaurin dismissed a lawsuit against former Mississippi Highway Patrol trooper Ivana Williams yesterday.  

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Flashback Friday

 In today's edition of Flashback Friday, we are going to travel back in time to one of the biggest scandals in American history. 

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Whitfield Employee Goes Mary Mahoney's

State Bean Counter Shad White issued the following statement. 

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Zucchini, Ham, and Cheese Roll-ups

Sometimes that PolyBear does really dumb stuff.


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Thursday, May 30, 2024

Idiot of the Day

 The Mississippi Bureau of Investigation issued the following statement.

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Mary Maphoney's?

 Mary Mahoney's to pay $1.35 million

Mary Mahoney's. A name that stands for the good times that are the Gulf Coast, Southern elegance, and tasty cuisine.  However, Mary Maphony's might be a more apt name after the Federalis caught the restaurant passing off frozen foreign seafood as fish fresh from the Gulf of Mexico for years.   Triggerfish Almondine, anyone? 



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D.A. Bids on Convention Center Hotel Project

 Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens is apparently trying to get into the hotel business.  Mr. Owens' company submitted a bid for the Jackson Convention Center hotel project to the city of Jackson. 

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Jackson Offers Fishing Rodeo for Kids

 The city of Jackson issued the following press release. 

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"I'm Down to Make Some Bad Choices"

 The Goon Squad may be gone but their misdeeds live on thanks to the wonders of modern technology.   Veteran reporter Jerry Mitchell uncovered a WhatsApp message thread where Goons bragged about their exploits.  Mr. Mitchell and his team reported in Mississippi Today and the New York Times

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Wednesday, May 29, 2024

Former Tax Collector Pleads Guilty to Embezzlement

State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement. 

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FBI Search Update

Much was made in the media last week about the FBI executing search warrants on Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens and his downtown cigar bar.  However, other warrants were executed as well.  

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Robert St. John: Simply the Best

For the 26-plus years this column has been in existence I have typed over 1,000 words a week, every week, never missing a week. That’s over 1,300,000 total words published in your newspaper. These days, in addition to newspapers, this column is also consumed online and through email subscriptions.

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Sid Salter: Union Push Impacts Future of State's Robust Auto Manufacturing Sector

After winning 73 percent of the vote on April 19 among workers in a Chattanooga, Tennessee Volkswagen plant to join the United Auto Workers union, organized labor leaders began to predict a growing erosion of decades of Southern state opposition to labor union membership. Specifically, union leaders began to predict victory in an upcoming union vote in Mercedes plants in Vance and Woodstock, Alabama.

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Tuesday, May 28, 2024

Savagery in West Jackson (Updated)

 A family was carjacked in West Jackson Friday.  The Ring doorbell camera captured the horror on video.  WAPT reported: 

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Mayor Holds Regular Briefing

 Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba is holding his regular press conference at 633 North State Street.  The presser is live-streamed below. 

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Caught!

 Tonarri Moore is in federal custody.   His federal case docket states: 

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Like Father, Like Son

 The Justice Department issued the following statement. 

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Monday, May 27, 2024

UMC Graduates Over 900 Students

 Gary Pettus authored the following post for UMC. 

George Doby’s oldest child was 5 when he earned his bachelor’s degree in nursing school.




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Snitch in Marshand Crisler Case Revealed

Murder suspect Tonarri Moore is an informant in the prosecutions against Marshand Crisler and Torrance Mayfield.  

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Sunday, May 26, 2024

Masterpiece Theatre

 A true masterpiece recently popped up on Paramount Plus.  That's right, the 1980 version of Shogun is now available for streaming. If you want to see some great tv, this mini-series is well worth your time.  The current version on Hulu and FX is quite good as well.

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Boo!

A trans "woman" won the Washington (State) High School 400m State Championship Friday by a full second over the nearest competitor.  

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A Personal Thing

 What happens when God comes to visit?  The children of Israel found out as they gathered before Mount Sinai.  The stiff-necked people remained stiff-necked and sent poor Moses on a lifetime mission of shuttle diplomacy.  The late Dr. Frank Pollard preached they had it all wrong as they rejected freedom. Hear what he has to say in the 1996 sermon posted below.  

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Bill Crawford: Cut School Taxes for Tax Relief

Speaker Jason White wants to study elimination of income taxes and cuts to grocery sales taxes. He ought to focus on property taxes. That’s more the interest of supervisors, mayors, and school officials along with lots of taxpayers.

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Saturday, May 25, 2024

Councilman: D.A. Shopped "Investors" for Downtown Projects

 A Jackson City Councilman said Hinds County District Jody Owens and several out of state "investors" met with him in February to discuss the convention center hotel and related projects. 

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D.L. Gardner: Motherhood is a Praiseworthy Vocation

It’s difficult to listen to those who are offended by “everything.” Of all the things that have offended the weakest among us, few of us ever imagined that “motherhood” could be offensive to anyone. And yet, the sanctity and praise of motherhood by a commencement speaker has been besmirched mercilessly by many who consider motherhood to be inferior to a professional career.

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Wanted: Tonarri Moore

 Tonarri Moore is wanted for murder.  WJTV reported: 

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Friday, May 24, 2024

Good Grub If You Can Get It

 Correction on earlier post posted below.

Smith-Wills Stadium is quite the cash cow for Tim Bennett.  The baseball enthusiast operates Churchill's Smoke Shoppe at the stadium.  However, the cigar bar is not his only cash cow.  Mr. Bennett leases the parking lot to the Veterans Administration for $370,000 per year.  

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Clinton Police Seek Shooting Suspects

 The Clinton Police Department issued the following statement. 

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MCPP: The Speaker Speaks

The Speaker of the Mississippi House of Representatives, Jason White,  spelled out his vision for Mississippi last week at a luncheon sponsored by the Mississippi Center for Public Policy.  He talked about school choice, tax cuts, reforming healthcare laws, and yes, restoring the ballot initiative.  Enjoy. 

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Greens and Pork Loin Chops

I have been accused of making recipe posts that were too complicated and that is probably true. Here is one that is country boy simple and straight forward. Its tasty too.


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Thursday, May 23, 2024

Funny of the Day

 It's college baseball tournament time and for today's funny, we have this little gem from the Lone Star State. 

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EPA Blows Off Mayor Lumumba

The Mayor tried to get JXN Water Manager Ted Henifin in trouble with the EPA, oh how he tried.  For all of his troubles however, the EPA blew off Mayor Lumumba.  

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Crime-Buster of the Year

 Rankin-Madison District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement. 

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Wednesday, May 22, 2024

The Animals of Gaza

 Animals. Savages.  Barbarians.  Such words are too kind to describe Hamas terrorists as they taunted captured Israeli women, women beaten and bloodied, with promises of rape and Hamas babies. 

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UMC First in State to Offer CAR T Therapy

 Rachel Vanderford authored the following press release for UMC. 

When Patricia Hurrod's aggressive cancer continued to defy chemotherapy and radiation, she found hope in a groundbreaking, advanced treatment offered only in the state at the University of Mississippi Medical Center. 

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Robert St. John: My Kind of Town

CHICAGO— No one would ever accuse me of being a creature of habit. Other than my morning breakfast routine, I have managed to live a life free from getting pigeonholed into repetitive activities. There aren’t too many places I visit on an annual basis. For the past quarter of a century my wife, two kids, and various groups of their friends spend a week on the beach in the Florida Panhandle. But other than that, there is only Chicago.

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Feds Search D.A.'s Office (Updated)

 The Fibbers are executing a search warrant on the Hinds County District Attorney's office and the Downtown Cigar Company on Pearl Street. Mr. Owens owns the cigar bar.  

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Sid Salter: Does La. Supreme Court Case Signal Changes in Southern Delegations?

In a Louisiana congressional redistricting case, the Supreme Court decided last week to allow the state to use congressional maps that created a second Black majority district among the state’s six total districts.

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Tuesday, May 21, 2024

Breaking Ground

 Governor Tate Reeves issued the following statement yesterday. 

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Churchill Smoke Shoppe Leaving Smith-Wills

 Note: Comment in the earlier post today. 

Churchill Smoke Shoppe announced on Facebook it is shutting down for now: 

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Asylum Hill Discoveries: Something Personal

 Gary Pettus authored the following essay for the University of Mississippi Medical Center. 

 It was Dustin Clarke who found the wedding band with the inscription, “Ever true to thee,” in an unmarked grave.

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Lyin' Lumumba: Smith-Wills Edition (Updated)

 Churchill's busted for selling liquor without permit

Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba accused the state of racism after Governor Tate Reeves signed a bill that would terminate the lease of Smith-Wills Stadium with the city of Jackson.  Standard stuff for the Mayor when he can't get his way. 

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Forte Gets Life for Killing Own Family

Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens issued the following statement. 

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Monday, May 20, 2024

Boo!

 Check out the Oregon State Championship Women's 200m race. Notice anything? 

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Mayor: Jackson Owns Smith-Wills

Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba held his regular press briefing. It is posted below.

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Board Expels Gun-Totin' Supervisor

Is there something in the water in District 2 of Hinds County? 

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Barely Half of Jackson Third-Graders Pass Reading Test

The "reading-gate" scores are in and unfortunately, nearly half the kids in Jackson are not reading.  JPS's third-grade "reading-gate" scores plummeted to 54% this year.  You read that correctly.  Barely half of Jackson third graders can read at grade level.  The results are rather disappointing as 67% passed the test  last year.  

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Mr. Saturday Night is Coming to Brandon

 Red Mountain Entertainment issued the following press release. 

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Sunday, May 19, 2024

State Unemployment Drops to Record 2.8%

 Governor Tate Reeves issued the following statement. 

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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